milk shoes

a nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck

a flammable fire extinguisher

a glass baseball bat

a blind lifeguard

wooden soap

a knitted light bulbs

an invisible traffic light

plasticine wire cutters

a neon pink secret door

a lead balloon

a water hat

a steel reinforced concrete sail

a silent telephone

a tap dancing microprocessor controlled portrait of a bowl of soup

a waterproof tea bag

a licorice suspension bridge

soap false teeth

ice cream saucepans

a soluble drain pipe

a cubic ball bearing

an inflatable dartboard

a glass hammer

and a packet of rubber nails

revolving basement restaurant

objective journalism

Braille speedometers

a screen door on a submarine

an ejector seat in a helicopter

boobs on a bull

a condom with a hole in it

a box of matches in the desert